Facelift

My blog is new and improved. So I never finished my Hungary trip. It was too long ago, I don't remember. Actually I just don't have the patience to type it all out. To sum it up: it was great.

Since I got back from Hungary I've started clinics at UPenn which is where I'll be spending the next year of my life. I keep having all these weird things happen to me and I wish that I would write them down so I can remember them (so it doesn't end up like Hungary). Thus - we have this blog.

Just to bring you up to speed, here are some random weird things that have happened to be at the hospital:

1. A woman brought her dog in that was limping. The story? The woman's fiance is paralyzed and is in a wheelchair. She (the woman), was fooling around in his wheelchair trying to pop a wheelie. Apparently, not the most experienced in wheelchair wheelies, she tipped over in the wheelchair which fell over on the dog and broke THREE of its legs. And, to boot, she had $100 to fix him.
Life lesson learned: It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

2. A client dropped of a urine sample in a female condom.
Did you not have tupperware? A plastic cup? Even a little double-bagged ziploc?
Life lesson learned: Don't buy more than you need. You can always go back and buy more.

More valuable lessons will be forthcoming. Stay tuned.